Kyle Oliver Design


  • “Tis an ill cook that cannot lick his own fingers.” - William Shakespeare !
  • “Too much of anything is bad, but too much good whiskey is barely enough.” - Mark Twain !
  • “People that love to eat are always the best people” - Julia Child !
  • “Life is too short to drink crappy beer” - Server, Eureka Austin !
  • “Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.” - Ben Franklin !
  • “He was a wise man who invented beer.” - Plato !
  • “For a quart of Ale is a meal for a King.” - William Shakespeare !
  • “I lied to my husband last night and said I was at the gym after work when I was really at Eureka with my girl friends, is that so bad?” - Guest, Eureka Austin !
  • “Cooking is like love, it should be entered into with abandon or not at all” - Harriet Von Horne !
  • “If you ever reach total enlightenment while drinking beer, I bet it makes beer shoot out your nose.” - Deep Thought, Jack Handy !
  • “Food should be fun.” - Thomas Keller !
  • “If God had intended us to drink beer, he would have given us stomachs.” - David Daye !